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Warlcock app.

Post  Peltier on Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:50 am

Hi my name is Carlitos and i'm a monkey in a cage. I live in palo alto California and i'm part of a covert research program wich tests several species of monkeys in order to obtain confirmation that they are indeed smarter then Danish ppl.
A lot of time and effort as been put in this program so plz be forgiving of any typos as i'm atm hiding from my cage guardian in terror of beein zapped again by that aqfull tazzer gun thingie.

Why Bedlam? Well i heard u guys have inferior breed Monkeys lyin idle on your staff ( Sam smtg was one of them) and i tought maybe there was a slot for me

What do you expect? Well fun but mostly no can i spank your monkey jokes cause i'm really sensitive and canned food makes me horny and sad.

Gear and Exp? Well i was on endeavor's 1st trip to planet vagina ( Yes it exists, its moist and higly covert so Shhh i might loose my tail if someone finds out i'm leeking), i also have a space suit tailored to me and from time to time i have a side job in Disneyland Paris. I also Speek monkey language ( and tuga wich is for obvious reasons similar, some nasty words in Dane and some crappy cuban accent Engalandish)

So PLZ HELP ME HELP U and show u the might power of Butt dripping Head scratching Monkey power

p.s Love u Sam
p.s.1 Love u Wargh
p.s.2 On a non gay fashion
p.s.3 Armory on request but i have lots of color in my gear and i shoot purple shit from my hands that make my fps dps.

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Post  Wargh on Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:25 am

Sexeh ! santa

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Post  Perklunt on Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:57 am

hahaha good story.
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Post  Alsius on Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:02 am

sense of humor, Check!

nice app
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Post  Samey on Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:14 am

hahah awsome! love you re!
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Post  Selkr on Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:17 am

instainvite <3

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Post  Marnall on Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:27 pm

Re the tuga motherfucker! GIEF ALREADY!

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